Stefanie Stallard
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I'm just as busy during my research year as always, and literally no one is surprised.
My research year is absolutely flying by. I've accomplished so many things already: submitted two abstracts to a symposium and helped get a case study published, made major progress on my primary proj...
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Remember when I was terrified to even be within 1 square mile of an OR?
TONS of things have happened since last I wrote, and I figure the easiest way to address them all (or at least the major stuff) is to do so in chronological order.
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Hi, I'm Stefanie and I'm an M(mumble).
I'm still more or less in a state of denial, but I'm at least peripherally aware that I'm done with my M3 clerkships. Like, completely done. Took the last exam, submitted all my evaluations, done. I e...
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And Then There Was (Rogue) One
I had a somewhat eye-opening experience yesterday. I had just gotten back into Ann Arbor the night before and, in typical fashion, already had the day booked solid with appointments, errands, vi...
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My new idea of fun is spouting off random surgical instruments with a really serious facial expression.
"DeBakey. 3-0 monocryl. LigaSure." (Try it; it's all the rage.)
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Halfsies
I've heard a (preposterous) rumor that my classmates and I are officially halfway done with our core M3 clinical rotations. I refuse to believe that this is fact, but figure it's only fair that I pass...
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Don't ask me where babies come from. You will receive TMI.
I've now officially completed TWO clerkships! I finished clinical duties Sunday evening and took my ob/gyn shelf exam this morning.  I still consider myself to be quite the novice when it comes to ...
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Random strangers sometimes refer to me as 'Doctor.' Cue anxious laughter and inner terror.
I feel like I've expressed this sentiment so many times that anyone reading is like, "WE GET IT ALREADY," but medical school passes by so quickly that it seems to defy the laws of physics. …Not t...
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I haven't studied today!!! ...I feel dirty. (J/K, I feel SPLENDID.)
It feels like it's been approximately a gajillion years since I last wrote (and, upon checking the date, it nearly has been that long. Oops?)
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Burr Holes and Broomsticks (and yes, I am smirking at how clever this title is)
Last I wrote I was preparing for my first OR adventure. I'm proud to say I (obviously) survived and, what's more, didn't do anything exceedingly embarrassing! It went far better than I possibly could ...
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Living large. (My version of it, anyway.)
My posts always seem to coincide with the end of a sequence: funny coincidence, that. We just finished our neuro sequence and it was EPIC. The one disease process we didn't discuss is exactly what hap...
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Workin' hard, or hardly workin'? (Spoiler: it's the first one.)
Geez, I thought time passed quickly last year… It's already mid-October?!? We've plowed through three sequences since the beginning of the year: cardiovascular, pulmonary, and renal. Tomorrow we ...
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I would say M2 cool for school, except I go to school on the weekends which is the opposite of cool.
Holy cannoli… We're two weeks into M2 year and I already find myself pretty much exhausted. The expectations were much greater right from the get-go: there's a ton of information that we need to ...
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Huh. It's summer, but usually less than 90 degrees. That's... weird...
As the title suggests, I still find it hard to believe that it even is summer (Floridian, what can I say). The truth is that summer is not only here, but officially passing by waaaaay too quickly. The...
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STAND BACK. I’m going to try science!
M1 year is officially over!! I'm not ready to consider myself an M2 just yet, but I'm willing to respond to 'M1.5.' It's a step in the right direction, at least.